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It’s 1 a.m. on Anitwitter
The regular crowd shuffles in
There’s a weeaboo sitting next to me
Jerking off to Hanayo and Rin

He says, “Son can you draw me a character
I’m not really sure of her name
But she's cute and she's flat with the ears of a cat
And she’s from this great hentai game”

Draw us a pic, you’re the bondage man
Draw us a pic tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for a shibari
And you draw those bindings so tight

Now John at the rave is a friend of mine
Who I met at the Touhou orgy
And he's quick with a joke and he'll post lewd ‘dokes
But he’s still got his virginity

He says, “Maullar, I met this cute cosplayer”
As a smile ran away from his face
“Well, I thought for sure I could hook up with her
But I just ended up getting Maced”

Now Paul is an anime blogger
Who never had time for a waifu
And he’s talking with Davy, who studies the Navy
‘Cause Kancolle controls his laifu

And the booth babes are cosplaying Homura
While the Homestucks, they paint themselves gray
Yes, they're having con sex at Sakuracon
But it's better than playing Kancolle

Draw us a pic, you’re the bondage man
Draw us a pic tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for a shibari
And you draw those bindings so tight

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And on Danbooru my work gets tagged
'Cause they know that it's moi they can count on to draw
Their waifus in ropes and ballgags

And the stylus, it flies like a dragonfly
And the sub is such a cutie
And they sit on Tumblr and jerk off to her
And say, “Maullar, please draw my OC”

Draw us a pic, you’re the bondage man
Draw us a pic tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for a shibari
And you draw those bindings so tight

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Happy birthday to my favorite weeb Weird Al wannabe!!
hace 3 años
Happy birthday guy.
hace 3 años
sup
hace 4 años
VioMariner PLATINUM Disco~
Booze, food, figures, and best girls. Awesome photos, they made my night. Also reminded me that Soda Shaq existed, how could I ever forget.
hace 5 años
Happy Birthday
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Enjoy this day
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DeadlyAnime Web Designer
View spoilerHide spoilerYou are the birthday star today... Happy birthday! ...xD ...xD
hace 5 años
Happy Birthday MaullarMaullar
hace 6 años
I hope you have a beautiful day and get at least half of what you want !

Happy Birthday ! =)
hace 6 años
Happy Birthday! ^^
hace 8 años
img691.imagesha... Happy birthday !!!
Have a good day :-)
hace 9 años
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Osomatsu-san, Orange is the New Black
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Ivan's War
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iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage
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Red Hot Chili Peppers, Quad City DJs, µ's
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Nikon D700
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